I want you to
Turn that cherry out
some white girls should just never dance
Happy Birthday to the best two-way player in the NHL. He is a Stanley Cup Champion, two time Olympic Gold Champion, two time Selke winner, among other awards, Boston Bruin great Patrice Bergeron- 29 years old
Happy birthday, Patrice Bergeron! He’s amazing and perfect and everyone is glad he exists.
All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann
Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.